so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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