I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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