if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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