Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
