i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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