We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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