it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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