He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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