Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
