She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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