The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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