Nicole vs. Life
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
