that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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