I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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