We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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