what if I'm pregnant?
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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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