I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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