So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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