We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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