Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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