We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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