He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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