i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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