Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
he just fucked me for my cheese.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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