singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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