I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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