the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I can't turn off my feet"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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