is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I didn't notice because vodka
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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