The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
