We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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