My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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