Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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