i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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