Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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