Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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