i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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