Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
ok first of all what the fuck
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