He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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