dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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