when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We left an ass print on the piano.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
