Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Randomize
