i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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