Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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