it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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