I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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