He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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