i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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