He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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