the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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