Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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