Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
false alarm. still invincible.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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