i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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