I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Your cock deserves a montage
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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