I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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