i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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